Is it still a bike if __________?

Well, I don't know.  This is actually just being used as a handcart.  I think, from the locking technique anyway, that this may be the bike of Pee-Wee Herman's homeless brother.

Well, I was just riding along...

ok, I know this is supposed to be about bikes, but sometimes people forget to put bolts on other things. Plus I SAW this happen and it was fucking hilarious

Brak.

Oh, broken brakes? That's not a problem, you see just take some medical tape and wrap it around the... wait, no, no. That's not it...

Here's a closeup of the lucky feather. It's lucky because it repels, um, corn.

Olde but good...

Ok, this is more the type of thing Rust-Tite is lookin for. Rust. Ya see, this is what happens when you name a bike after something that's not a bike, and then leave it outside for a few years. Have we learned our lesson today kids?

Duck'd Tape'd

This is a good example of preventative maintenance. Notice how this cyclist chose to wrap their Felt F75 with duct tape BEFORE it broke, therefore preventing the need to apply the tape AFTER it broke (or got scratched for that matter).

Construction Safety FAIL